Does having your nose look like a **** count for embarrassing?

Mine:

1) Get Good Grades
2) Have sex
3) Pass my driving test
4) Get a car
5) Get down to 170 lbs.
6) Develop a style, that's as indie as possible.
7) Be a total badass
Not go to jail/do drugs/get wasted/do anything that can result in such actions
9) Go to NY

How about you guys?

I have a top 69.
But, my number one is:

HULK.


Because:

It's one of the only ones I've ever been on.

More like, the Law of I'm Always Right.

Dude, you serious? Ash always beats him!
Good guys always win! Team Rocket sucks!!

Oh, and, James is a homosexual.
James is a member of Team Rocket.
Therefore, if you are part of Team Rocket, you are a homosexual.

My insperation in life is Ash Katchum.
He is a pokemaster.

Here is a list of my indie slang. I will try to update it as much as possible.

Obvi - Obviously
Whatevs - Whatever
G-Tar - Guitar
Yummies - Food
Alrighties - Alright
Righties - Right

Fell free to make suggestions.
THIS TOPIC IS NOT:

lol = LAUGH OUT LUOUDLD
ROFL = R OLLY ONT HE FLOOR LAUGHTNG

Well, one day in the not-so-distant future, I will be your number one mod.
NUMBAH 1!!1

Well, if I had picked MrMod, I would only assume that I would be made into a mod quicker, to make sense with the name. But whatevs. I demand modship once three more people join.

Yeah, well, if I had picked any other username, you'd label it as "gay."

My name is Alex. I'm 15. I'm some random hight with green eyes, and brown hair. I'm 185 pounds. I was born Jewish, and don't give a **** about religion. I don't play lots of sports, just volleyball and tennis. I'm a total ripoff.